2007年11月16日 星期五 | Friday, November 16, 2007 |
Chinglish - Laugh Die You 笑死你
from Facebook - Amazing Chinglish
Some are actually grammatically correct but makes no sense.
Blow water. 吹水。
The monster of blowing water. 吹水怪。
You watch the road carefully 你小心睇路 。
What the water are you? 你係乜水?
Do you big me? 你大我呀?
What the ghost are you talking about? 你講乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
Do you think I didn't arrive? 你當我無到?
Laugh die me. 笑死我。
You have seeds, I will give you some colours to see. 你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下。
You are good! 你好野!
You do not have enough classes to talk mathematics with me! 你未夠班同我講數！
A dragon service. 一條龍服務。
Worship the mountain. 拜山。
You're so small air. 你真係小氣。
Open the door and see the mountain. 開門見山。
They two have a road. 佢兩個有路。
Not knowing the head and not knowing the road.
唔知頭，唔知路。
You Up What Spring! 你UP乜春
Collect skin 收皮
People Mountain People Sea 人山人海
Really don't have eye to see 真係無眼睇
do u have no sickness? 你有無病呀?
